R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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