Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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