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I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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