You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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