there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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