i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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