hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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