haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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