so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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