dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
