she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
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He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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