So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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