your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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