I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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