ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Randomize
