This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
