Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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