Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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