That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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