Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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