just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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