Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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