Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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