So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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