I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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