i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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