the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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