Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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