fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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