she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I think my moral compass just broke
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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