you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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