it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
