Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
She made me pour olive oil on her.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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