We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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