Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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