All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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