so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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