that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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