is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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