I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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