so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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