I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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