Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
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