dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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