I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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