Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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