You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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