Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
its not stalking. its research.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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