Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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