Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.