all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs