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  all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.

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• (347): View more from New York

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  (203): View more from Connecticut

  go home

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?

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• (516): View more from New York

  I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner

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• (727): View more from Florida

  My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs

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