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• (248): View more from Michigan

  with your own penis?

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• (315): View more from New York

  i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Sucks about the cops last night

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  to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it

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• (949): View more from California

  I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.

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