I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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