He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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