Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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