I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
