Sry I called you an 8
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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