Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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